Theo: Attractive, deadly…and fat!
Well, I’ve been called worse.
Category Archives: …What did you just say?
Christmas Questions #6
Theo: Mama, why did you kill the Christmas tree?
Questions you have asked me to which I do not know the answer #6
Theo: Who’s ‘they’?
Putting the ssssssss! in success.
Mabel (on the potty): Mama! My wees are so loud! Like a snake!
Questions you have asked me to which I do not know the answer #5
Mabel: Why are tomatoes so complicated?
He who articulated it particulated it.
Theo: So, have you been hearing the quiet farts from my bottom?
‘I’ll let you be in my dreams, if I can be in yours.’ – Bob Dylan
Mabel: I had a dream I was a pony! And you were a cowgirl, Mama! And you were riding me!
Theo: And I had a dream I was a light!
Alice: A light, darling? That’s interesting! What kind of light?
Theo: A light…switch!
Questions you have asked me to which I do not know the answer #4
Theo: Mama, why don’t fish have noses?
“The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being.” – Tom Robbins
Theo: Do you have a heart, Mama?
Alice: Yep, Bubba. Here in my chest.
Theo: What does your heart do?
Alice: It pumps my blood all over my body…
Mabel: And my heart is for when I love someone.
Questions you have asked me to which I do not know the answer #3
Theo: Do crabs think we walk sideways?
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