Theo: ‘Mama, I’m a spicy princess!’
Monthly Archives: December 2012
Cue Applause.
Mabel: ‘TA- *Falls over. Gets up* DAAAH!’
That Settles It.
Theo: ‘Mae-Mae, you’re my best friend.’
Mabel: ‘Why?’
Theo: ‘Because you’re a good Mae-Mae.’
Ridiculous Animal Photograph: Copycats.
Christmas Questions #4
Mabel: ‘Mama, is it Christmas? On Christmas I can eat chocolate. With my hands!’
For you? Anything.
Mabel: ‘My heart is a rainbow! Please clean my room!’
Handyman.
Alice: ‘Bubba, can you please go and get your hammer and wrench from the driveway?’
Theo: ‘…it’s not a wrench, Mama. It’s a spanner.’
Mae’s Anatomy.
Mabel: ‘Mama; Theo has a pemis?’
Alice: ‘Yes, darling. Theo has a penis.’
Mabel: ‘And Buzz Lightyear has a pemis?’
Alice: ‘For the purpose of this excercise, yes.’
Mabel: ‘Do I have a pemis?’
Alice: ‘No, darling. You have a vagina.’
Mabel: ‘I have a ‘gina?’
Alice: ‘That’s right. Girls have a vagina and boys have a penis.’
Mabel: ‘…book has a pemis?’
Alice: ‘No. A book is just a book.’
Mabel: ‘And a chicken has a body!’
To Grow Big and Strong.
Theo: ‘Mama! I need hammers on toast!’
Alice: ‘…Hammers?’
Theo: ‘Yes!’
Alice: ‘…on toast?’
Theo: ‘Nah, hummus.’
Things I Wear On My Head To Amuse The Children #3
Babushka Stickers.
Bags Under Eyes: Models Own.
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