Mabel: ‘Mama; Theo has a pemis?’

Alice: ‘Yes, darling. Theo has a penis.’

Mabel: ‘And Buzz Lightyear has a pemis?’

Alice: ‘For the purpose of this excercise, yes.’

Mabel: ‘Do I have a pemis?’

Alice: ‘No, darling. You have a vagina.’

Mabel: ‘I have a ‘gina?’

Alice: ‘That’s right. Girls have a vagina and boys have a penis.’

Mabel: ‘…book has a pemis?’

Alice: ‘No. A book is just a book.’

Mabel: ‘And a chicken has a body!’