‘Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live’ – Charles Bukowski

Mabel: I wish we could get inside the T.V! Mama! The dog is kissing you! That means he likes you. I think he loves you, Mama. He is kissing your face, and I am rubbing the kisses in! So they don’t blow off in the wind!

It is 6.30 am.

‘I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and dosen’t mind leading.’ – Amy Poehler

Mabel: …Stop saying bossy!

Me: Well, stop being so bossy then.

Mabel: I CAN’T!