Theo: Why are ants black?
Theo: Mama, why did you kill the Christmas tree?
Theo: Who’s ‘they’?
Mabel: Why are tomatoes so complicated?
Theo: Mama, why don’t fish have noses?
Theo: Do crabs think we walk sideways?
Theo: Whose idea was it to put corn in a can?
Theo: Mama, why don’t spiders have hands?