By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates.

Posted in ...What did you just say? by Alice

Theo: Why do wives go to the roof?
Alice: Excuse me?
Theo: Wives. Why do they go in the roof?
Alice: …Do you mean wires?
Theo: Yeah. Wives. Sometimes when you have wives you don’t have any energy.
Alice: …

2 thoughts on “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates.”

stuffnjsays

June 19, 2013 at 10:29 pm

Oh wow, Theo’s outdone himself right there!

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Miriam

June 20, 2013 at 12:00 pm

you might need to introduce him to a polygamist to confirm that wives drain a person of energy!

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2 thoughts on “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates.”

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