By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates.

Theo: Why do wives go to the roof?
Alice: Excuse me?
Theo: Wives. Why do they go in the roof?
Alice: …Do you mean wires?
Theo: Yeah. Wives. Sometimes when you have wives you don’t have any energy.
Alice: …

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