Theo: Why do wives go to the roof?
Alice: Excuse me?
Theo: Wives. Why do they go in the roof?
Alice: …Do you mean wires?
Theo: Yeah. Wives. Sometimes when you have wives you don’t have any energy.
Alice: …
Theo: Why do wives go to the roof?
Alice: Excuse me?
Theo: Wives. Why do they go in the roof?
Alice: …Do you mean wires?
Theo: Yeah. Wives. Sometimes when you have wives you don’t have any energy.
Alice: …
Oh wow, Theo’s outdone himself right there!
you might need to introduce him to a polygamist to confirm that wives drain a person of energy!