Theo: ‘My bottom is itchy.’
Alice: ‘Hmm? Oh, always wash your hands after you touch your bottom, darling.’
Theo: ‘No, just the edges are itchy. Not the middle. Not my poo-hole. What are these bits called?’
Alice: ‘…They’re your bumcheeks, darling.’
Mabel: ‘BUMCHEEKS!’
Theo: ‘I am scratching my bumcheeks!’
Mabel: ‘BUM! CHEEKS!’.
We are in public.
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laughing a lot. I love these posts!
x!
Bum Cheeks! Just remember that when they are old enough, you can pay them back by being embarrassing to them in public. 🙂
That’s all this blog is. A way to keep talley of how I have been wronged. x
Eeeeeehehehe! Now I’m giggling at BUM CHEEKS!!
Right? I was like…woah my goodness.
oh this is freaking hilarious! I love your children! I love kids conversations! too too funny….
Oh I love this! I feel like yelling bum cheeks now!
I wholeheartedly endorse it. x
I’m done. On the floor.
Hahahahahaha!!