Everybody’s a Comedian #2

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Theo: I’m a bit funny sometimes.

Mabel: Tell me a funny joke!

Theo: Um…why did the chicken cross the road?

Mabel: *ROARS WITH LAUGHTER*.

Theo: Told you.

Questions you have asked me to which I do not know the answer #7

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Theo: Why are ants black?

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Mabel: This is very fun! And horrible! Elephants keep getting on me! Geez, my nuts!

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Theo: My favourite food is pasta with tomatoes and my favourite sport is sleeping!

Though he says tomatoes as ‘bimatoes’, the rest is pretty accurate.

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Alice: I love you, Mae-Mae. I think you’re clever and kind and funny.

Mabel: I love you too, Mama. You’re funny and crazy and funny and covered in sticky spots.

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Theo: Attractive, deadly…and fat!

Well, I’ve been called worse.

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Mabel: Why are tomatoes so complicated?

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Theo: So, have you been hearing the quiet farts from my bottom?

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Mabel: I had a dream I was a pony! And you were a cowgirl, Mama! And you were riding me!

Theo: And I had a dream I was a light!

Alice: A light, darling? That’s interesting! What kind of light?

Theo: A light…switch!