Theo: Mama, why don’t spiders have hands?
…is that really what you’re wearing? Wednesday.
Alice wears: Blue leopard print jacket – retail. Pleated patterned day dress – thrifted. New best favourite peep-toe wedges with an ankle strap. But these are navy! And polka dot! – retail. And a very foxy handbag c/o Remember When You Used To Be A Rascal.
Three Hundred & Sixty Five – Days at Home: Week 31
The first cheat in this series, but warranted inclusion! Offensively Yellow handbag…matches the walls at a local restaurant. / I have ignored Winter all together; sandals forever. And glitter everywhere. / Tea parties on the living room floor every day. It does wonders for morale. / They call sticky plasters ‘bandaidles’. I found these on the wall ‘healing the house’, they told me. / Knitting. I’m obsessed. / Thrifted: Hello hen! Hand painted chopping-board. / New colours for a new project – an exciting collaboration on the horizon. / Poor little neglected garden; still feeding us everyday. / Do you think it’s a good look for me? My stylists have been hard at work.
July
Dear Babies,
20 things to think about:
- Most new experiences will be hard and weird and interesting. Hang in there.
- Ask for help. Ask questions. Ask people their names.
- You are never too old to make new friends.
- Figure out what happiness looks and feels like to you. That way you’ll know it when you find it. And it makes it easier to remember it when you lose it sometimes.
- Never be afraid to say ‘this doesn’t feel right’ and stop as soon as it doesn’t. Don’t rush.
- Try not to put too much pressure on other people to give you the love you should be giving yourself.
- Everybody is just looking to feel cared for, in a way that feels right for them.
- It’s the people, it’s the people, it’s the people; be good to the ones that are good to you.
- Make art with your friends.
- Take road trips and flowers.
- Try not to show up empty handed and always offer to do the dishes.
- No one ever regrets buying quality.
- You can do literally anything for 15 minutes. Clean your bloody room already.
- Say sorry when you hurt a persons feelings. Even if you didn’t mean to or if you feel embarrassed because you did. You will be surprised how meaningful an apology, and changing your behaviour, can be.
- If you do the things you’ve always done, you’ll get what you’ve always gotten.
- Spontaneous musical numbers are good for you. Put a little air behind it.
- Dance wherever and whenever it feels necessary. It’s good for you to remember your body in a joyful way.
- Remember your manners. Your Great-Grandmother always said they lubricated society…She also said to always flirt with the butcher…
- Everybody feels better after a cup of tea. Or a bath. Or a poo.
- It feels good to laugh.
Mae; you have the creepiest laugh I have ever heard, and a grin that could power a city. You crawl into bed with me still, some nights. Sleeping with your little foot pressed up to my ribs and stealing the blankets. When I am trying to talk to your brother, discussing the consequences of his actions, you roar in the background: ‘take him away, Mama! Take him away! You love animals and the garden. There’s a pit-dober-weiler that barks at us on our way to the dairy. ‘Be quiet, Puppy!’ You yell back at him. ‘Be a nice dog!’. You’re incredibly bossy, in a good natured way. You come with me to the grocer and take our fruit and vegetables up to the counter. I handed you some ginger recently. ‘Gabba had this when she had a cold! She cut it up and made tea to help her feel better!’, you told me with earnest urgency. You are wary of shopkeepers, or store assistants, other adults at Playcentre. You don’t like to be spoken to by people you don’t know. You can be slow to show affection, but once you decide you like someone you ask after them constantly, enquiring as to their state of wellbeing. You told me today that you were a super fairy. I am inclined to believe you.
Theo; this month you turned 4 years old and had a party that you didn’t want. ‘No friends’, you told me. ‘Just my family’. We had afternoon tea on the Sunday before your birthday with Gabba and Pappous and your avalanche of honorary Aunties and Uncles, but we weren’t allowed to call it a party. There were two cakes, as is our tradition. And you got a little daunted when they came out be-candled, as if their presence was what distinguished this gathering as something more. But you blew out the candles and said thank you and ate more cake than anybody. You don’t like to be the centre of attention, even though you so often command it. You love to listen to music through headphones and when I ask you to lower your voice when you’re telling me what you like about the song you’re hearing, you turn to me and yell ‘I’M NOT YELLING!’. You never stop talking. You ask questions from the moment you wake up until I sing you to sleep at night. The Nearness of You is your favourite song at bedtime. I imagine you dancing to it in the future with the person you love. They’ll be so lucky you do.
- (And one for luck:) Just be yourselves. There’s a reason that that piece of advice is so popular. It’s because it’s good. And you’re great.
I love you all the love,
Mama xx
Three Hundred & Sixty Five – Days at Home: Week 30
I used to draw all the time. Then, like so many things that fall away with age or expectation or exhaustion, I stopped. Now I do a page a night; mostly hand lettering for now. I’m excited about where it’s going. The ‘crazy right’ you see there is a trace from the previous page. Serifs are hard to get looking evenly fat. / Little Mabel feet hiding in the curtain. And yes, they’re on the wrong feet. And no, she doesn’t care. / Washing shells collected in a polka dot bag and carried home from Sumner beach. / We think we’re clever. / ‘Look, Mama! The drawer has a moustache!’. / It’s hard to say which is my favourite; the ‘E’ he drew in his name, or the hair on the self portrait. / Florals all the time. / Project! / And something so exciting made for me by sweetest Yas at Quill and Fox.
Where did you have it last?
Mabel: I want crack!
Alice: …excuse me?
Mabel: I WANT CRACK!
Alice: I beg your pardon? You want crack? Do you mean a cracker?
Mabel: CRACK! WHERE’S MY CRACK?!
Alice: I…your…what?!
Mabel: CRACK! I CAN’T FIND MY CRACK!
She meant Croc.
Happiness is a serious business.
I’ve let them stay in the bath too long; their little fingerprints turning into raisins.
Alice: Put your pyjamas on please, Theodore. It’s cold.
Theo: …Mama…are you happy?
Alice: Yes, darling. I’m happy. I am just using this tone so you know I’m serious.
Theo: Seriously…happy?
Alice: Seriously happy.
How could you not be?
Getting sonned.
Theo: What’s that?
Alice: Jabba the Hutt.
Theo: German the heart?
Alice: Jabba. The Hutt.
Theo: …Are you speaking English? I am asking the name of that very big creature.
…is that really what you’re wearing? Wednesday.
“Let me fall out the window / with confetti in my hair” – Tom Waits. / We Make: giant wall confetti.
You will need:
Sheets of card in your desired colour way.
I went with for sort of toned down disco. Like, disco for ladies. You want to dance all night, but you also make a hell of an ice tea. Do not feel limited to using card. Fabrics. Maps. Wrapping papers. Pages from children’s books. Though you may need to back these for weight. A texture wall would be great in a kids room. Or for drunk people at parties. Confetti made of fake fur. Foil. Sequins and sparkles under Duraseal. Let your imagination run wild. Channel Yayoi Kusama. Invite me over.
A pen, scissors and a template in your desired size. A side plate is perfect.
Blu-tak. Those tiny stick dots they use for photographs, maybe? I don’t know. The preferred adhesive of the person who owns the walls you are about to confetti.
You will need to:
Bake a large cake. Lay out a drop cloth on the floor in front of the television. Find the least watched most watched children’s animated feature you have. On drop cloth lay all the items the children could ask you for in an hour. Water. Face cloths. Batteries. Remove all items you would usually confiscate in an hour. Water. Face cloths. Batteries. Give the children half the cake each. Roll film.
Draw as many circles as you can fit on your card. This will take some time, but will be strangely fulfilling in the way repetitive menial tasks can be. Cut out all of the circles you have drawn. This will take some time, but will be oddly meditative in the way strangely fulfilling way repetitive menial tasks can be. Breath in and out uninterrupted. Then confetti what needs confetti-ing.




