It’s only funny until someone loses an eye.

Theo: “Guess what’s in my belly button!”

Alice: “…is this a trick question?”

Theo: “A train and a lollipop and another train!”

Alice: “That’s amazing, Bubba. I should sell you to the Circus.

Theo: “…Why?”

Alice: “Because of all the things you can fit in your belly button!”

Theo: “…I don’t want you to sell me to the Circus”

Alice: “Sorry, darling. I was just tricking”

Theo: “…Why are you tricking me, Mama?”

Alice: “I was just being silly, darling”

Theo: “Well, don’t.”

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