Theo: “Mama, where is my poo?”
Alice: “…is this a trick question?”
Theo: “It’s in my bottom! I need to eat some more so the food will push the poo out. Can I have a chicken sandwich?”
Theo: “Mama, where is my poo?”
Alice: “…is this a trick question?”
Theo: “It’s in my bottom! I need to eat some more so the food will push the poo out. Can I have a chicken sandwich?”
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These kinds of questions are just the BEST. Kids are so lucky that they can get away with asking them – whenever I try, I just get sour looks. *sigh* Seriously.
Funny! I see the logic, sound too.