Theo: “You’ve got to tingle his twister, Mama. It’s what makes him go!”

Alice: “…Sounds like a lot of fellers I know, Bubba.”

Theo: “His name is Long Arms! He plays his robot radio show and bakes robot cakes which he cuts with a knife in his hand! Then he answers his email and says blah blah blah…”

Seriously, I think I may have gone on a date with this guy?